it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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