two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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