MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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