How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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