Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
