susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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