i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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