so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
birth control should be required to get into college
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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