awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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