Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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