Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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