your room smells of hookers.
And success
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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