New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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