Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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