Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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