PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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