can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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