He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
someone owes me an orgasm
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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