Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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