Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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