Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
How drunk are you?
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