dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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