well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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