nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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