Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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