you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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