Say something about gay babies.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
two words: eviction party
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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