Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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