I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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