hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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