he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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