About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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