More tranny stories later!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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