Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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