Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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