Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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