Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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