so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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