Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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