Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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