i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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