everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
