Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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