I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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