what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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