It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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