i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
OPIZZABONMYDICK
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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