question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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