dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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