Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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