She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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