I bet he comes in French.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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