pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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